Serendipity Insanity

I messed up

I’m trying to clean up

playing-russian-roulette:

NO FACE!

playing-russian-roulette:

No makeup, crazy hair (Taken with GifBoom)

She’s my girlfriend, and she is unbelievably gorgeous

Bad metalhead pickup lines

funeralfrost:

“Hey baby, I wanna take you South of Heaven…”

“I think you can use that Mouth For War for something more…”

“Are you Sandman? Because I wanna enter you…”

“I’ll take you to Oblivion until you scream Blood and Thunder…”

“I’m gonna Use My Third Arm on you tonight baby…”

OMG

playing-russian-roulette:

FUCK OFF IM NOT GOING TO BANG YOU
tong help

What the hell?